I believe that we were all given brains to use them.

When I buy a shirt, I plan to wear it. When I buy a pizza, I intend to eat it. That said, it amazes me when I witness people who have obviously been born with a brain, who just refuse to use it. These folks typically fall into the group who drive in their car with a mask on, think Joe is doing a good job as President, and believe clouds are racist.

It seems to be getting worse too. Mom always said, if you take the food you better eat it. But, now we have people with fully functioning brains who just choose to ignore them like an extra heap of jello on their dinner plate.

Everything seems to be offensive to people with unused brains too. When you use your brain, you know that knitting isn’t offensive, and that a “manhole” cover isn’t offensive to a female hole.

Wait, that didn’t sound right. But you get the idea.

No, people who use their brains seem to comprehend what logic and common sense is, while those who don’t like to protest flatulating cows and watch “The View.” It just seems like such a waste. All these brains just sitting untouched in the skulls of people who hate capitalism, but order overpriced coffee at Starbucks. I think these people should donate their brains to something that would be thrilled to have one. Like a Prius, or Joe the President. Nope, if these people are finished using their brains, they should just give it to someone less fortunate.

Hey, I donate my shoes if they still have soles. But you know, that’s another thing I think people without brains are lacking too.

TS

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